I am so sorry to say that I won't be attending your upcoming reunion festivities. You see, my husband has been insistent that I develop the perfect gluten-free pizza recipe so that he can make his millions marketing it to local establishments. Boy, have we eaten a lot of pizza! What does this have to do with my attendance, you ask? Well, I am no longer able to button my skinny jeans, and as we all know, this is the reason we attend these types of events, right? I am still certain that my children are the most adorable and gifted, and my husband the hottest of all the competitors, but that is meaningless if I don't look better now than I did in high school.
Regretfully yours,
Kara McDonald
5 comments:
You are hilarious!
You are funny. I'm jealous that you owned skinny jeans still. You wouldn't catch me in those...though I so wish you could! Glad you're back.
HA! I wish I had such a grand excuse. I simply don't want to go. Period. We should just do a girls weekend somewhere instead. Whaddathink?
That was supposed to be my excuse. I certainly don't look like I am "underfed". Girls weekend, let me know where and when. I'm game. :)
I'm totally in!!! I do live in a vacation spot ;)
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